18th Sep 2019, 11:06 pm
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#1004
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Hexode
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Sandiway, Cheshire, UK.
Posts: 323
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Re: The Audiophoolery Thread.
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Originally Posted by Craig Sawyers
Based on the sort of nonsense spouted on audio tweaks company websites, I thought I'd have a go with the help of a web technobabble generator. This is a made from a number of such phrases spliced together.
What about:
"Our new power purifier is based on a radical new technology. It has a phase-locked envelope-tracking resonance subsystem incorporating quasi-orthogonal synthesized advanced-enabled current-sources. The interconnected intelligent feedback uses a partially truncated, but an otherwise freely enabled circulator. The jitter-free module uses several linear incremental sensors driving the phase-noise matrix."
Craig
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I want one!
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